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Fuck Shoplifters

fuck-customers:

Today at work I spent two hours doing inventory adjustments for my department. The process is essentially, count the number of a product on the shelf and see if it matches the number the computer says we have, then change the computer number to the correct amount. One or two items missing is normal. Stuff gets miscounted or the wrong barcode gets scanned or maybe the tags fell off and we ring it up as something else. That’s just par for the course. 200+ items is not.

Today alone in just ONE department there was over $1200 of merchandise missing.

I’m going to get my butt chewed out because $1200 is missing from my department and I don’t know where it went. That’s $1200 that my store will have to cover. That’s $1200 that comes out of payroll budget, which is already way too thin. $1200 is almost exactly one months pay for one employee, meaning we will probably have to let someone go, because we are losing this amount on an almost daily basis.

Fuck you and your lame excuses. When you shoplift, it isn’t hurting the corporation. It’s hurting the employees.

When you shoplift it means that one of my coworkers won’t be able to pay her bills this month. It means she won’t be able to afford to eat every day. It means that my coworkers and I will have to find a way to sneak gas money into her purse so that she can get home.

It means that corporate is going to make us tighten security. We will have to purchase more cameras and more alarms and more tags, with money we don’t have, which means hours will get cut even more. It means we will have to participate in shrink prevention programs, like consenting to having our belongings searched before we leave because corporate still insists that most of our shrink is internal.

I can understand if you are stealing food because you’re hungry, or medicine because you’re sick. it’s still wrong, but I understand that and if I saw you stealing food or medicine, I would probably look the other way and pay for it myself.

But you can’t eat cosmetics, ok? You won’t die without lipstick. You won’t suffer because you don’t have Levi jeans. You won’t get sick because you don’t have a wallet & penknife gift set, you’re just being a shitty person.

Enjoy your $12.00 compacts you crudnuggets. I hope it’s worth our jobs.

vanyel-or-just-van:
“ waltdisneyconfessionsrage:
“ helioscentrifuge:
“ intersectionalfeminism:
“ sailinginthetea:
“ there-was-a-girl:
“ manhatingmermaid:
“ Audrey says “fuck your gender roles” ”
This movie is super underrated.
”
Audrey is so...
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vanyel-or-just-van:
“ waltdisneyconfessionsrage:
“ helioscentrifuge:
“ intersectionalfeminism:
“ sailinginthetea:
“ there-was-a-girl:
“ manhatingmermaid:
“ Audrey says “fuck your gender roles” ”
This movie is super underrated.
”
Audrey is so...
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vanyel-or-just-van:
“ waltdisneyconfessionsrage:
“ helioscentrifuge:
“ intersectionalfeminism:
“ sailinginthetea:
“ there-was-a-girl:
“ manhatingmermaid:
“ Audrey says “fuck your gender roles” ”
This movie is super underrated.
”
Audrey is so...
Zoom Info
vanyel-or-just-van:
“ waltdisneyconfessionsrage:
“ helioscentrifuge:
“ intersectionalfeminism:
“ sailinginthetea:
“ there-was-a-girl:
“ manhatingmermaid:
“ Audrey says “fuck your gender roles” ”
This movie is super underrated.
”
Audrey is so...
Zoom Info
vanyel-or-just-van:
“ waltdisneyconfessionsrage:
“ helioscentrifuge:
“ intersectionalfeminism:
“ sailinginthetea:
“ there-was-a-girl:
“ manhatingmermaid:
“ Audrey says “fuck your gender roles” ”
This movie is super underrated.
”
Audrey is so...
Zoom Info
vanyel-or-just-van:
“ waltdisneyconfessionsrage:
“ helioscentrifuge:
“ intersectionalfeminism:
“ sailinginthetea:
“ there-was-a-girl:
“ manhatingmermaid:
“ Audrey says “fuck your gender roles” ”
This movie is super underrated.
”
Audrey is so...
Zoom Info

vanyel-or-just-van:

waltdisneyconfessionsrage:

helioscentrifuge:

intersectionalfeminism:

sailinginthetea:

there-was-a-girl:

manhatingmermaid:

Audrey says “fuck your gender roles”

This movie is super underrated.

Audrey is so underrated. How can you not love her?

I have a love-hate relationship with this movie.
On one hand it’s got awesome PoC characters who defy racial and gender stereotypes. It also discusses colonialism and how people tend to destroy indigenous cultures to obtain land and resources (which is why the crew ultimately decided a to pretend they never found Atlantis because they don’t want anyone else to try and destroy the culture).
But on the other hand, the whole plot is that Atlantis needs a white, cishet man to save it from extinction and for some reason he understand their culture and language better than they do.

hEY FUCK YOU OKAY
MILO WAS THE ANTITHESIS OF WHITE SAVIOR
HE WAS A NERDY USELESS LITTLE SHIT WHO WAS COWARDLY UNTIL OTHERS FORCED HIM TO ACT
HIS ONLY STRENGTHS WERE HIS MIND AND HIS ETHICS
HE WAS THE PERFECT DUDE FOR THE JOB AND THE REASON HE KNEW BETTER WAS BECAUSE HE RIGOROUSLY STUDIED TEXTS THAT HAD BEEN LOST OR DESTROYED IN ATLANTIS BECAUSE KIDA’S FATHER INTENTIONALLY LET HIS KINGDOM LAPSE INTO DECAY AND OBSCURITY

DO NOT PULL THAT WHITE SAVIOUR BULLSHIT BECAUSE MILO WAS A DAMN GOOD DUDE

I’ve been trying to tell people this for years. Also, what differentiates Milo’s experience from the white savior complex is his expectation and his attitude. When looking for Atlantis, the last thing Milo expects to find are people. He says the most they thought that they would find are carvings and pottery. And he would have been happy with just that.

And even when he finds the Atlanteans, he treats the culture and people with the utmost respect (peek the scene where the crew has their audience with the king). He never tries to interfere in the people’s way of life nor change them. He’s merely an observer fascinated with the culture/people and just wants to know more about them.

In most movies, the white savior comes into the situation with an attitude of superiority and only through his interactions with the native people (and a lot of times a beautiful native woman) is he humbled and then eventually brought in as an honorary member of the people. Milo never asks for thanks or wants to make a name for himself. He does what he does because he loves it and it’s a way to keep his grandfather’s legacy alive.

Yeah. Milo was a damn good dude.

And another thing about Milo that’s made evidenced by this scene in particular? He’s got respect for women.
He doesn’t ask why it’s a GIRL mechanic on the expedition, only why it’s a TEENAGER. Doesn’t question Kida’s leadership and knowledge when he meets her. (I can’t think of more examples off the top of my head but I’m sure they’re there).

Milo is a wonderful Disney protagonist, and this movie deserves the underground love it receives.